They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. Now they're back, and they're having Earth for dinner!

They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger, I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. Little did I know my greatest adventure was yet to come!